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Sunday, June 16, 2024

The Date

 Based on a true story. 


Him: You should have ordered a salad, dear.  You could stand to lose a few pounds.

Her: I had salad for lunch. 



Him: I suggest you color your hair.  Maybe the auburn of the young lady sitting behind you?  It's a vibrant and youthful look.  Between that and the age spots, you look like a grandma.

Her: Well, I do have five grandchildren.  



Him: Don't wear anything low-cut when you aren't with me.  


After, he sees her to the door.

Him:  I've had a wonderful time tonight.  When can we have our second date? 

Her: Thank you for a lovely evening, but I don't think this is going to work.