Based on a true story.
Him: You should have ordered a salad, dear. You could stand to lose a few pounds.
Her: I had salad for lunch.
Him: I suggest you color your hair. Maybe the auburn of the young lady sitting behind you? It's a vibrant and youthful look. Between that and the age spots, you look like a grandma.
Her: Well, I do have five grandchildren.
Him: Don't wear anything low-cut when you aren't with me.
After, he sees her to the door.
Him: I've had a wonderful time tonight. When can we have our second date?
Her: Thank you for a lovely evening, but I don't think this is going to work.
Men don't really know what to say, do they! Praise vs. Criticism ratio is 6:1.
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