This one's been rattling around in my brain for quite a while. I will thank anyone who disapproves of sequels/spinoffs/reboots to just go sit over there and hush. I already heard everything you're gonna complain about.
I do not own any copyrights to the characters, the dolls portraying the characters, etc, etc.... this is just for fun. Please do not sue me if you are one of the copyright holders. Also, please have a passing knowledge of the show before reading... I don't wanna have to do a giant info dump!
The cast
Tris (Erika Bing), Polly (Tedra Hannigan), Ben (Ben Geller)
Finnick (Jack Bing), PJ (Emma Geller-Green)
Jack: Meat's on the grill. I hope Ben gets here soon.
Emma: He left the lawyer's office a while ago. He should be here any minute.
Ben (joining them): Guess what? I inherited a house from my grandmother. No idea what kind of shape it's in or even how big it is, but it's actual real estate. I have to meet with the executor of the estate Tuesday for the keys.
Jack: Is it in the city? You can rent it to me and Erika. The commute is killing us. Not to mention still living with the parents. They're great, but they're still parents.
Ben: Has Emma told you her news yet? She claims she's going to wait until it's official, but we all know that's not going to happen. Dad will blab if she doesn't.
Emma: Thanks a lot, big mouth. I don't want everyone getting excited for me until --
Ben: Ross Jr over here is going to be a doctor of paleontology.
Emma (glaring at Ben): I submitted my dissertation and I have not heard anything yet.
Tedra: We've known that since we were kids. Broke Rachel's heart when you didn't get into fashion.
Emma: I just felt a calling to follow in Dad's footsteps. Mom should understand that, with her history. At least I didn't climb out a church window and run to the Village in a wedding gown.
Erika: I think she does. She's just... dramatic.
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Tuesday
Executor: Nice to meet you Mr. Geller. I have all the information on the house including a floor plan.
Ben (looking at the floor plan): This place is huge.
Executor: You stand to make quite a bit of money if you sell. If you were to rent, I'd recommend dividing it into apartments. Most people who can afford a home this size just buy one.
Ben: I've got a few potential housemates in mind.
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Also Tuesday
Mystery Man: Oh, I got some DNA matches. Tribbiani?